malam pertama =D hahaha.

Seorang gadis yang bersuamikan pemain basket ball sedang berdebar-debar menantikan malam pertama setelah pesta pernikahannya.
Selepas pesta selesai mereka pun masuk bilik.Si suami terus membuka seluruh pakaiannya.

Apabila bajunya terbuka, si isteri melihat sebuah tattoo bertuliskan "Reebok" di dada suaminya.Si suami pun menerangkan bahawa tattoo tersebut dibuat sewaktu ia menjalani kontrak sebagai model iklan produk tersebut.

Tiba-tiba si suami membuka seluar panjangnya,maka terlihat satu lagi tatto lambang "Nike" di pahanya. Si suami pun menjelaskan hal yang sama kepada isterinya.

Akhirnya setelah semuanya terbuka, Si isteri melihat tattoo bertuliskan "AIDS" pada 'anu' si suami.
Dengan ketakutan si isteri menanyakan tattooo tersebut. Namun dengan tenangnya si suami menjawab :
" Tenang Sayang... tulisan itu bukan bererti sesuatu yang menakutkan. Teruslah pegang..."
Setelah si anunya tegang dan memanjang maka tulisan AIDS menjadi 'ADIDAS'...

A dedication to those i love =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8HizKutaKg

Bulushit

i just had a weird dream. mother fucker bah itu. i got arrested by the cops pasal besigup. ahh shit! kima ehhh.
i was having my lunch with my friend Q (aqhari) pastu aku keluarkan sigup. the kaling which was the bos of the kadai offer aku some sigup but i said jangan tah cause i have my own cigar. aku masukan lah sigup dalam mulut. then kawan ku tunjuk2 arah someone.

Q : wie, ada org ah liat2. macam pulis usulnya.
Qwie : kenapakan? kau kacau ia ka yg sampai kau takut ni?
Q : tani ani wah besigup.

after sii Q cakap catu aku tarus liat siring. ahh gila basar badan pulis tu. bediri sudah ia sebalah ku. dalam mimpi ku tu, aku tarus lari. pulis tu bubut lah tapi ia inda tebubut. bla bla bla bla.
few minutes later, aku jumpa dorang kawan ku yg lain (izzat, khairi and saswi) aku gitau dorang what happened tapi dorang buat macam nada saja. bla bla bla at the end of the mimpi before ku bangun, i was walking arah siring jalan raya on my way to the police station kan serah diri. HAHAHAHA.

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I'm still thinking what subject should I take. I mean upgrade. But for sure I aint gonna take biology and A.maths again. My grade for both subject lawa banar "UNGRADED". I've been thinking, I'm going to take this 4 subjects, physics, chemistry, mathematics and geography. Tapi aku inda sekulah. I must take atleast 6 subjects. When the teacher told me that I was like"wtf?! Baie tu eh" so i asked my mother. My mom cakap baiktah ambil ugama. Dalam hati i dont want pasal aku inda suka wah but maybe aku ambil. "listen to what your parents say" now those words are my key to success. I'm going to retake bahasa melayu since i got it C5. Banci ku. English pulang B =_=
I'm not going to take June exam. 2 months is not enough for me to recall everything. I aim for sixth form. No MTSSR and MKJB. My life wont be the same if i were in that kind of school. I mean I will change from a half man half beast to a no man fully beast =/
seriously saying, aku malu. Ani first time aku fail. Now, I have to spend my 6 years of life in Muda Hashim. Short hairs lagi. Urghh sasak ku. Now I have to go gundul again. But I'm okay with it. New year new me. I know it is kinda late to say that. But just you wait, I wont be the same =)

TAGGED by Abg Ajik

1.Do you think you're hot?

-i don't think so =)


2.Upload a favourite picture of you

-

3.Why you like that picture?

- because i love it =_=

4.When was the last time you ate pizza?

- entah. i don't remember.

5.The last song you listen to.

- awake by secondhand serenade

6.What are you doing now besides this?

- main game l4d

7.What name do you prefer besides yours?

- mmm abang kalii

8.Tag 3 people.


-1. Danial
2. Fiezah
3. Asri

9.Who is number 1?

- kawan. we used to be classmate =)

10.Number 2 is having a relationship with who?

- mmm entah. idk.

11.Say something about number 5.

- wtf?! i tagged 3 people only =_=

12.How about number 4?

- =_=

13.Who is number 3?

- he's a friend of mine. he's a great shuffler =D adore his move

pfffttttttttt

there are things that i cant tell or say. i wish that thing was just a dream. how would you fell if my mom made fun of your mother? it hurts a lot dudes!!!
my stuff are taken, then so what? i deserve it!! my phone is taken away. no laptop. i'm cool with it. i failed so i do deserve it. just tell your mother PLEASE not to make fun of my mother.
i cant just keep sitting here doing nothing. urghhhh please understand me guys! please, i'm begging!